I said it was coming so here it is.And let's use less metaphor in this post.
I'm a far more straight-forward human in person than I am here.
Not nearly as existential.
Far more sarcastic.
I say shit like cray and listen to Drake.
Make midnight grocery trips only to purchase Chips Ahoy cookies.
Chips Ahoy...what a ridiculous name.
I'm way too sensitive and even more analytical.
I spend more time talking about relationships than nearly anything else.
But I don't want them to dominate my life.
I can't find a middle ground.
Or a full-time job.
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* Oh so dramatic drawing by yours truly.